The new Commissar of the Metropolitan Political Farce is to be Sir Paul Stephenson, previously Deputy Dog to "Sir" Ian Bliar, despite being tainted by all the recent shit flying around New Scotland Yard.
Luckily for Sir Paul, who commutes home to Lancashire at the weekends, a luxury flat will shortly be available in Chelsea, and the capitals' terrorists and criminals have signed a solemn pledge only to do naughty things Monday to Friday.
The Penguin
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When walking past TV last night while the biased BBC news reported this, I thought it was Sur Ian. Do you think they're cloned or just develop naturally?
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