Friday, 31 December 2010
The imbeciles in the lunatic and criminal NuLiebore governemnt pissed some £292 MILLION of taxpayers' money away on their fucking useless ID card scheme, which even now that little wanker Andy "Eye Liner" Burnham is trying to claim was a great success.
Far from it, it was a complete horlicks.
For fuck's sake, I could have told them that Alan Johnson is a streak of stale piss for a whole lot less. A Proper "Specimen".
Tuesday, 28 December 2010
Friday, 24 December 2010
Thursday, 23 December 2010
Although the Daily Rage has reported some of the facts of the case of some poor bastard savagely beaten up by a gang of thugs, there seems to be aspects that they are strangely silent about.
The photographs and the names of the scum would seem to indicate that they are possibly Muslim and foreign. Are they yet more of our illegal immigrants? And why is there no-one from the religion of peace condemning their actions?
Tuesday, 21 December 2010
Depressingly familiar, another apparently innocent victim of gang violence taking bullets meant for other "gangstas".
Worse, and altogether far too fucking common, one of the perpetrators was on early release from prison for stabbing someone.
What the fuck is it with the "Criminal Justice System"? And why is that fat cunt Ken Clarke even thinking about?
Saturday, 18 December 2010
What a surprise!
The man who rather over-reacted to being asked for his bus ticket and stabbed three of plod's finest turns out to be called John Paul Onyenaychi.
What is the likelihood of it eventually emerging that the gentleman is in fact black? Like the vast majority of those arrested for knife crimes in the UK...
Friday, 17 December 2010
How on earth can a bunch of up-their-own-fundament lovies have decided that Judi Dench is the greatest ever actress?
She looks like a pug with a bad haircut and you never think of her as anything other than "Judi Dench playing so-and-so".
Thursday, 16 December 2010
All human rights are equal, but some human rights are more equal than others?
How on earth is it any sort of justice or in any way at all fair that a failed asylum seeker with a string of criminal convictions who killed a little girl in a hit and run accident whilst banned from driving gets just 2 fucking months in jail followed by a lengthy legal farce at tax payers' expense resulting in him being allowed to stay in the UK because he's banged two kids out of some slapper?
Is it because he's a follower of the Child Molester's religion of peace and suicide bombers?
Wednesday, 15 December 2010
Monday, 13 December 2010
Chris Huhne really is a little shit.
He has declared that he's going to live alone rather than set up home with the rug-muncher he "cured" at the expense of his marriage - because it'll save him a few quid on maintenance.
"Divorce lawyer Sarah Thompson, a partner at solicitors Russell, Jones and Walker, said: ‘By indicating that he intends to live alone, he is saying that he will not be sharing any household bills and that his future disposable income will be lower than if he were cohabiting or married.
Friday, 10 December 2010
The astonishing fuck-wittery that is the so-called Criminal Justice System continues to astonish and astound with seeming un-ending examples of being beyond parody.
They have just wasted thousands of pounds giving some lad a criminal record for borrowing his mate's gym membership for an hour. The fucking gymnasium didn't lose a fucking brass fucking farthing, they'd already got their fucking money from his mate's membership, so what the fuckety-fuck loss have they suffered? Cunts!! And the what a fucking waste of Plod's time. Still, apart from the hassle of having to leave the warmth and comfort of the Police Station, a nice easy collar and result, and saved them having to do anything fucking useful or productive in preventing crime or dealing with anti-social behaviour. Much easier.
Then there's the complete cluster-fuck that is the CPS. Sooner this lot of incompetent twats are sacked the better.
Finally there's the fucking tossers running the courts. Why the fuck did they not just say "This is bollocks, go home son!"? Because they are cunts.
Thursday, 9 December 2010
I have no idea what the actual facts are in the murder of poor Anni Dewani, but there is a strong stench of corruption hanging over the South African Police handling of the case. I can understand that the authorities are concerned over the image of South Africa as a safe tourist destination, but this is hardly going to impress anyone with more than one brain cell.
Apart from the allegations of having confessions beaten out of the murderers, and the grubby plea-bargaining by the driver who is getting a lesser sentence for implicating the husband, it is beyond belief that the fuckwit in charge has declared not only Shrien Dewani to be guilty but that he is a monkey.
What hope for a fair trial in these circumstances?
Wednesday, 8 December 2010
Poor Tony the Phoney Bliar. After all those years of getting away with it, it seems that just like those teflon-coated non-stick pans, the teflon is beginning to wear a bit thin and flakey.
Still, I have no doubt that the lying treasonous hypocritical cunt will trot out his usual smarmy platitudes and excuses. Then he can trot along to confess, say a few Hail Mary's and all will be well with the Great Pixie In The Sky continuing to rain His blessings down upon him.
Tuesday, 7 December 2010
Just how on earth can anyone take that silly hypocritical twat Polly Toynbee seriously? Now the cunt is banging on about tax avoidance - conveniently forgetting how she and her unspeakable husband have carefully contrived their affairs so as to avoid paying as much tax as possible.
She and her fellow champagne socialists at the Grauniad and the BBC should be hung drawn and quartered in the good old traditional way as a warning to other traitors, and their goods and chattels and estates forfeit to the crown - could pay for quite a few front line services all told.
Monday, 6 December 2010
Friday, 3 December 2010
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
Tuesday, 30 November 2010
Although I can't for the life of me see what all the fuss is about over the publication of gossip and tittletattle made into "gospel" by being sent by third rate diplomats to their over-weening State Department, Julian Assange has undoubtedbly annoyed a lot of people.
"There are the mysterious “insurance files” that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has encouraged supporters to download and store in case something happens to either him or his website.
The first file appeared earlier this summer, four days after the website published its famous Afghan war logs. A link to another file was released earlier this week on Twitter alongside the statement: “Now is a good time to download some ‘history insurance’”.
The contents of these files are currently encrypted. But as Assange remarked earlier this year in a pointed threat against any attempts to stifle his organisation: “All we have to do is release the password to that material and it’s instantly available.”
It’s a shrewd move. Were the US to succeed in permanently taking down the Wikileaks website, they could be faced with a potential Pandora’s Box of previously unpublished information that might make the current leaks look like a picnic.
“It could all be a very elaborate double bluff,” says one cyber-warfare specialist who asked to remain anonymous. “But knowing how deeply anti-American Wikileaks is, my hunch is those files would contain something that could really sting the US if they ever took action against Assange.” (From the so-called Independent)
So, anyone who is a tad irritated by the unwanted publicity and who is also anti-American now has even more motivation to have Mr. Assange whacked.
Monday, 29 November 2010
Fucking typical, turns out the Saudis were begging the septics for airstrikes to take out the mad mullahs' nuclear programme.
Then they would in all likelihood have criticised the septics in order to appear to have solidarity with their Arab brethren, even if they are Shiites.
Must have slipped King Abdullah's mind that he has a fucking air force of his own.
The Royal Saudi Air Force is the air force branch of Saudi Arabian armed forces. The RSAF has developed from a largely defensive military force into one with an advanced offensive capability. The RSAF maintains the third largest fleet of F-15s after the JASDF and the USAF.
The backbone of the RSAF is currently the Panavia Tornado, with the Boeing F-15 Eagle also forming a major component. The Tornado and many other aircraft were delivered under the Al Yamamah contracts with British Aerospace (now BAE Systems). The RSAF ordered various weapons in the 1990s, including Sea Eagle anti-ship missiles, laser-guided bombs and gravity bombs. Al-Salam, a successor to the Al Yamamah agreement will see 72 Eurofighter Typhoons delivered by BAE.
Or if he thought that wouldn't work he could have asked some more of his wahhabi lunatics if they would mind flying some airliners into Iran's nuclear reactors. After all, it was good enough for the twin towers?
Sunday, 28 November 2010
Dave, this is what an aircraft carrier SHOULD look like.
It has aircraft on it, able to take off and land on the ship. That's what makes it an effective warship and useful in projecting power and protecting a country's interests.
Without the aircraft it's pretty fucking useless.
Is Postman Prat so stupid that he has not grasped what that smarmy cunt Alistair Darling did during his last days in office, or is he simply lying for political advantage?
Fucking tricky to decide, since not only is he a bit slow on the uptake but also a fucking politician!
Saturday, 27 November 2010
Thursday, 25 November 2010
He may well be a complete knob-head for all I know or care, because I can't give enough of a toss to investigate his record - but newly enobled Howard Flight is apparently not completely averse to telling the truth.
Makes you wonder why Dave the U-turn specialist sent him to the House of Lords?
Wednesday, 24 November 2010
Christine Gilbert, or perhaps we should call her Mrs Tom "Expenses Cheat" McNulty, the old hag in charge of the unfit-for-purpose bunch of wankers otherwise known as Ofsted, has declared that useless teachers should be sacked.
She's quite right, for once.
However, this should also extend to useless School Inspectors and useless Child Been Murdered Inspectors who produce whitewash after whitewash like the cluster-fuck over Peter Connelly. Sack them, and especially sack the so-called management supposedly in charge of them.
Monday, 22 November 2010
Oh how sad! The pernicious little President of France is caught up in yet another scandal.
Of course, he was doomed by the Curse of Jonah.
Sunday, 21 November 2010
Oh dear, William "the Foetus" Hague has shocked everyone by giving an honest answer to a question.
When asked if the Euro would survive the Irish troubles, he said "Who Knows?"
Friday, 19 November 2010
Fuck me, I expected to be horrified and shocked but the sheer scale of the pissing away of taxpayers' hard-earned money is off the fucking scale.
The most gob-smacking is the MOD blowing £38,461 on a cunting firm who run "fitness courses" at fucking Catterick.
Catterick is Army North. Just squaddies and sheep as far as the eye can see...
When I was in the Army, they had their own in-house fitness courses. The PT instructors were fucking awesome. You got run ragged, no one was ever in any danger of obesity, you were fit, no question and no other choice.
Just what the fuck has been going on?
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
Let's hope that the Euro crisis swamps the ability and political will of the deeper pockets such as Germany to support the feckless borrowers and spenders such as Eire and Portugal, and it all goes tits up.
Because that will inevitably wreck the greater EUSSR unification trip.
Fucking ironic, really, that the tossers such as Jacques Delours who ignored all the advice from the economists and the financial experts that the Euro could never work without the other requisite political structures being in place have ended up ensuring that the whole project is doomed. Fingers crossed!
Monday, 15 November 2010
Why on earth are we as taxpayers being forced to pay huge bonuses to the tossers supposedly in charge of the grossly inefficient and under-performing box-ticking target chasing form-fillers in uniform formerly known as the Police Force?
Like £33,000 for that stupid bitch whose officers couldn't find Raoul Moat but who could call the teenage victim killed by a police driver a scumbag and get a fucking PR award for it. Un-fucking believable.
Then there's the scam of the limited company known as ACPO.
And yet again following an inicident involving a so-called "Safety Camera" I get spam mail from a company trying to sell me illegal laser equipment supposed to negate the ability of the "Safety Camera" to identify my vehicle. Over the last 6 years that's four tickets and four junk mails. Co-incidence?
Sunday, 14 November 2010
I do hope that the extremely nasty military regime in Burma have not decided that the solution to their Aung San Suu Kyi problem is the one that the extremely nasty military regime in Pakistan used to get rid of their Benazir Bhutto problem.
After all, banged up under house arrest surrounded by armed guards and it's a bit bleeding obvious if someone tops her.
Out on the streets, a very different matter.
Saturday, 13 November 2010
Friday, 12 November 2010
Bit of a cock-up at the wonderfully named Mad River Power Plant in Springfield, Ohio, when the 90 metre tower fell the wrong way when being demolished.
Police are looking for a small boy with yellow skin and an attitude problem.
Thursday, 11 November 2010
Christ on a Fucking Bike - despite all we know about the giant corrupt pile of steaming shit that is the EUSSR they still manage to surprise.
Some regional development quango in Italy blew half a million euros on an Elton John concert to promote "Neapolitan culture." Apparently the entertainer sang "Just One Cornetto" and ate a couple of pizzas. The crowd went wild with emotion.
They were only prevented from doing the same with a Paul McCartney concert because the centre-left governor was voted out of office in regional elections this year.
The truly gob-smacked Penguin
Call me a cynical old flightfree fisheater if you must, but I can smell something distinctly piscine about the way Plod failed to have enough muscle on the street to prevent serious damage to the Tory Party's headquarters.
After all, sends a nice message to the government doesn't it? "Cuts to the Police budget mean we don't have enough coppers to protect the Tory Party."
Sack the whole top echelon and the next level of management. That'd save serious money and wouldn't affect front line policing one jot. How many times do the Met need to demonstrate that their senior management are fucking useless before they are forced out?
Wednesday, 10 November 2010
Oh, how sad! The troughing scape-pigs will have to face trial as common criminals after all.
I do hope that the huge cost of their attempts to wriggle out of legal proceedings will be recovered from them following their trials. After all, they have plenty of assets squirrelled away from years of troughing and stealing.
And if they should fall upon hard times I'm sure that their erstwhile colleagues in the House of Thieves will be only too glad to have a whip round for them - if they've got any to spare after helping poor Custard-Pie Woolas line m'learned friends pockets.
Tuesday, 9 November 2010
Good old barking mad hypocrite Harriet Harpy-person has managed to stir up the rabble that is the Nu-Liebore Parliamentary Party into near-open mutiny with her high-handed decision (in the absence through paternity of the Millipede who isn't a Jaffa) to throw Custard-pie Woolas out of the party and cutting funding for his legal appeals.
You can see why the tossers are cross - if there was any justice, whole swathes of the cunts would be out on their ears for fucking lying.
Monday, 8 November 2010
Good news! Little Phil "Custard-Pie" Woolas is undeterred by the first legal rebuff, and encouraged by his solicitors is preparing to make m'learned friends even richer out of his own pockets as he has been cut adrift by the morally whiter than white cunts in the Nu-Liebore party.
Despite a clear as could be decision by Mr Justice Silber, who declared unambiguously that a decision of the election court dealing with parliamentary election petitions "is not amenable to judicial review because it is a decision of High Court judges sitting in their capacity as High Court judges".
It was "settled law" that the decisions of High Court judges sitting in their capacity as High Court judges "cannot be subject of applications for judicial review".
He did hold out the prospect of going to the Court of Appeal. I do hope that little Phil is wooden-headed enough to go along with his legal eagle.
After all, like the Ritz, the law is open to everyone.
You have to be grateful for the side-effects of the machinations of the stupid and spiteful NuLiebore members who voted for Squeaker Bercow to annoy the Conservatives.
Not only do we have the most ludicrous Squeaker, close to rivalling Gorbals Mick but a lot more comprehensible in his utterances, but we have the wonderful bonus of his wife, the Slapper Sally.
This ugly woman, with a gob on her remininiscent of Slot-Gob Bliar, is rapidly becoming one of the funniest idiots on the political scene.
Her support for the little turd Woolas is a wonderful case in point. She says she wants him to stand for re-election and to win, rather missing the point that the Nu-Liebore party have thrown him out, let alone that the judiciary have barred him from being an MP for 3 years.
Such stupidity - no wonder she's a fucking champagne socialist.
Sunday, 7 November 2010
Hospital trusts put patients into five star hotels because it's cheaper and more efficient than them sleeping in a hospital bed -University College London Hospitals has spent nearly £1 million on luxury hotels across the capital in the past three years.
A rail passenger was prevented from carrying a cup of tea (presumably one of those horrid foam things) from the buffet carriage to his seat because the train had run out of paper bags to put the fucking cup of tea in. Like a fucking paper bag would save you from being scalded?
There's a fulltime well-paid London fireman (currently on strike) who doesn't want his working practices changed because it might eat into his lucrative undertaking business, complete with promotional videos and corpse chasing round old folks' homes and hospitals.
And Doctor Kate Mcann claims to be disappointed thet the Home Secretary is not devoting more time to searching for her missing daughter, who apparently disappeared from a holiday apartment where she and her younger siblings had been left unattended while the parents went out on the lash with their mates.
Saturday, 6 November 2010
Devon Cadet Executive Officer Major David Waterworth wins despite a very target rich environment, although that is a phrase which he would undoubtedly deplore as being too militaristic, the sad politically-correct wanker.
Friday, 5 November 2010
Phil Woolas is guilty! So do the job properly and ban the nasty little shit from holding public office. And whack him for ALL the fucking costs. He stole enough on expenses for his tampons and nail varnish, and if he's a bit short he can ask Fat Jacqui to help him out.
The overpaid coddled NUJ prats at the BBC are following the illustrious example of their for-runners in the Fleet Street printing unions a generation or so ago.
Proving that they are not needed or for that matter, much wanted.
High time Call Me Dave and Boy George took steps to eliminate the fucking stealth tax and make the BBC stand on it's own feet as a commercial entity.
Wednesday, 3 November 2010
Wednesday, 27 October 2010
Christ On A Bike! No wonder Inspector Knacker has trouble generating any respect from or support from Joe and Mrs Joe Public.
Don't hold your breath waiting for disciplinary action to happen.
Monday, 25 October 2010
The Ayatollahs are worried that education is eroding their grip on the masses.
So they plan to ban or limit what can be taught in Iranian universities, especially if it flies in the face of the great wisdom and enlightenment contained in the Book Of The Child Molester.
Give it a few years and they'll be all out of nuclear physicists, as I don't think there's much about electrons and particles in the Book Of The Child Molester.
Fucking good plan.