Wednesday, 21 January 2009

The Fat Police Renamed In Make Over - Broccoli Police!

Secretary Of State for Health Alan Johnson has renamed the Fat Police as the Broccoli Police, after complaints from several senior Metropolitan Police Officers that people thought he was refering to them and their habits at the trough as the Fat Police.

Mr. Johnson also demonstrated how the Broccoli Police would deal with any salad dodgers that they encountered, giving Sky's overweight anchorman Adam Boulton a karate chop, which the pie stuffing Boulton foolishly tried to eat, mistaking it for a Barnsley chop.

The Penguin

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