Sunday, 18 January 2009
Flightless Bird Declares He Is Not Land Whale
There has been some ill-informed tattle in certain "journalistic" quarters that The Ranting Penguin is actually John Prescott, MP for Pies and Cakes.
I would just like to declare that this is in fact, nonsense.
And how any journalist who can actually read could confuse my bejewelled prose and coruscating but modest wit with the incoherent word-mangling crap that issues forth from the gob of the Humber is beyond comprehension.
Next time I see Andrew Pierce I will stick my flippers down my beak and throw up a few pies over him. Fish pies, of course.
Posted by Hacked Off at 09:46