Thursday, 29 January 2009

The Unfit For Purpose Home Economics Secretary

The Home Economics Secretary is lucky to have her ever loyal ( at £40,000 a year ) husband to write eulogies to the newspapers on her behalf, because it is unlikely that anyone with an IQ higher than their shoe size would think she is Fit For Purpose.

Seems that 90% of asylum seekers are given the same birth date because staff at Lunatic House in Croydon processing the applications are under pressure to meet targets rather than do the job properly.

Then there's the 90% of asylum seekers whose application is rejected but who are not deported because the Border Police don't know where they are (or because they are too busy doing fuck all).

So, seems to me she's only getting 10% of the job done. Not a pass mark when I was at school, but in this PC Righteous NuLiebore Brave New World, who knows? Perhaps she'd like to just take 10% of the salary and perks until her performance improves, though.

The Penguin

1 comment:

Tory Poppins said...

Too bloody right. Incompetent bitch!