Tuesday, 20 January 2009

Laughing All The Way To The Trough


It's not surprising that one of the many affectionate terms used by the public for the police is "pigs".

Some of them have to take on additional work to make ends meet, and there was a bit of a hoo-hah when Jacqui "Five Bellies" Smith delayed their payrise. Although they supinely still accompany her to the kebab shop, apparently, rather than telling her to stop dodging salads.

But for those at the top tables, there's a large old trough available.

Seems that the sort who reach the upper echelons of the Met are very clued up on this one, it's almost as good as going legal and claiming discrimination, and it is available to white officers.

You retire after 30 years on a huge pension, and promptly join a police farce not directly under the Home Office, such as the British Transport Police. Then you get paid your pension PLUS the new salary and can start building a SECOND fat pension.

And you can do this even if you have failed to get knife crime under control, so even the incompetent can benefit.

The Penguin

5 comments:

John Pickworth said...

The Police aren't my favourite organisation at the moment. I'll tell you more when I've finished suing them.

DARWEN REPORTER said...

Nice money if you can get it.

I know one retired chief inspector who had three top security jobs after he retired!

And there's some folk can't even get one job these days

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Yeah. Me.

it's either banned or compulsory said...
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it's either banned or compulsory said...

National Policing Improvement Agency (NPIA), when the fuck did they invent that ? What does it do and who is it answerable to ?

http://www.npia.police.uk/#tabItem5

= Stasi but don't worry since they say
"We will treat all individuals both within and outside the NPIA with whom we associate openly, fairly, with dignity and respect" which might mean that they won't put electrodes to the publics ballocks.

ps, go their diversity statement and click the link " Do You Have A Disability ? "
ROTFL