Wednesday, 14 January 2009
EU Makes History - First Detected Fraud Ever
EU officials are cock-a-hoop today, besides themselves with pride and joy at having detected the first ever proven fraud.
"Never mind all those years that the bloody minded Court Of Auditors wouldn't sign off on the accounts. Never mind crucifying whistleblowers and investigative journalists, the ungrateful bastards. Forget all those revolving olive groves and subsidies! Never mind that greedy fuckwit Kinnochio - this proves that we are on the job!" declared Senor Rosario Grav Ytrain, a commission spokesweasel.
Gordon Brown said it showed that he was helping hard working families to withstand the Global Credit Crunch Made In America, whilst the do nothing Tory Party would walk by on the other side. Gordon failed to mention that the Lisbon Treaty handed our Oil and Gas Reserves over to Brussels.
Harriet Harmperson is 64.
Posted by Hacked Off at 12:52