Thursday, 8 January 2009

C-C-C-Come Along Quietly, S-S-S-S-Son, You're N-N-N-Nicked!


Another story than beggars belief. Some copper with a seriously bad speech impediment, reported to be a stutter, is not allowed out to meet the public and do normal police duties, he is instead restricted to filing and sweeping the floor or whatever, while the additional special help and training he is receiving attempts to overcome his difficulties.

Now, I know the plod are desperate to take anyone, but this is daft. But, he ticks so many boxes on the target lists doesn't he? Not only does he has a disability, but he's black. How long before there's another claim in for d-d-d-d-d-d-d-discrimination?

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nothing to see here, p-p-p-p-please just m-m-m-m-m-m-move along!

The Penguin

4 comments:

EyeCare said...

Dear IPCC
I wish to complain about the person or persons who have wasted my money (public funds) recruiting a person who is apparently unfit to undertake the job for which he was employed.
I also understand (some years ago) that a new recruit was unfit to undertake a 'public facing role' until such time as he had undertaken a course in English (written / spoken?) and that another, from the same packet, was immediately office-bound due to having become pregnant at training school.
Seems we really do wish the police to be representative of the community they 'serve' ... is it still the case that 1 in 10 people have criminal records?

IC

killemallletgodsortemout said...

"And how do you find the defendant - guilty, or not guilty?"


"N-N-N-N-N-N - fuck it, Guilty!"

Fidothedog said...

T-th th th thats f f f fucking n n na nasty.

Old Holborn said...

WTF