Wednesday, 7 January 2009

Fancy That, A Bail Hostel Next Door? No? Tough!!

Being quietly sneaked through - errrr, well, caught in the act of being quietly sneaked through, actually - is the latest fucking brainwave from the complete fuckwits at the Ministry of Justice, 200 mostly unstaffed bail hostels in residential areas, without consultation or right of refusal.

Knobhead Underling to (Unusually Invisible) Slippery Jack Straw David Hanson claims it will all be perfectly fine, protection of public is number one concern (nothing to do with saving money or the donations to NuLiebore by the company awarded the contract, worth some £2.4 million a year) and that some of those housed there will be awaiting trial and so are innocent until proven otherwise. The rest will simply be muggers, burglars, rapists, robbbers, on early release to relieve pressure on overcrowded prisons, so nothing to worry about at all. Your children will be quite safe, as will your elderly relatives.

Considering the numerous cases of horrific crimes being committed by cunts out on bail or early release, I am sure that this will reassure the public.

Like fuck it will.

The Penguin

1 comment:

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Presumably it will be illegal to 'out ' these premises in the local paper as this would be against the human rights of the residents, oops, Service Users.
That will mean local surges in crime going unexplained even though the locals will be fully aware.