Thursday, 8 January 2009

Recognition At Last!

New entries in Oxbridge Dictionary of National Biography

Edward Heath
– Treacherous turncoat and traitor responsible for sneaking the UK into a “trading block” that morphed in the EUSSR, thereby destroying our fishing fleet, decimating our independent industries, and selling our freedoms to Brussels. Sailor and musician. Never married. Managed to accumulate loads of money and live in huge fuck off house in Salisbury Cathedral Close. His funeral service was attended by three people, including the vicar, the sexton, and the deceased.
James Callaghan – Bumbling incompetent Labour politician who after brown-nosing around in a variety of ministerial appointments under Harold “Pinko” Wilson, ascended the prime ministerial throne without an election, thereby setting very nasty precedent followed in 2007 by the One Eyed Snot Gobbling Son of the Mince. Only redeeming feature, not Scottish. Quickly ran the country into a recession, again setting precedent for McBroon. Not yet dead, sadly.
Geoffrey Hoon - Voted the biggest cunt in the NuLiebore Administration 1997 – 2009 which was quite an achievement given the serious competition. Was absolutely useless in every way in every department into which he was shuffled, setting himself very low targets and consistently failing to achieve them. It is widely expected that he will be shunted off to the Bigger Gravy Train in Brussels as soon as a vacancy arises for such a cunt.

The Penguin


killemallletgodsortemout said...

Wouldn't it be an achievement to get the word Hoon into the OED?

it's either banned or compulsory said...

heath was the worst of this trio, should rename his boat 'morning, cunt'.