No Wonder The Fucking BBC Go Easy On The Troughing Politicians!

Grasping Cunt With a Basic £884,000 Salary - Plus Big Expenses

Well, what a fucking surprise this isn't. The feather-bedded BBC, whose fucking crap programmes are interspersed with more bleeding adverts than the supposedly commercial channels (only difference is that they are all for other BBC-related money-spinners, like books and exhibitions, and other fucking programmes) and yet tax every cunt with a TV whether they watch the fucking BBC or not, are mega-troughers in terms of expenses.

They make our corrupt and sleaze-ridden politicians look like fucking amateurs when it comes to getting the snout in deep.

No fucking wonder that their "journalists" give the politicians such an easy ride.

Cunts!!!!

The Penguin

Harriet's Latest Clever Wheeze!

Harriet As Featured At "Is A Cunt"

You have to give the mad bitch points for perseverance and persistence.

Her new plan is to set up a council of powerful wimmin to put the world to rights and end the evil domination of men who are oppressing and dissing the sisterhood.

Invited to the Harpie Council are:
Hariet Harperson ( Chairgirl)
Hilary Clinton (Cowgirl)
Angela Merkel (Oldgirl)
Nancy Sinatra
Princess Diana
Mother Teresa
Indira Ghandi
Joan of Arc
Emily Pankhurst
Eva Braun
The Duchess of Bracknell
Pope Joan

She apparently would welcome more nominations, feel free!

The Penguin

Joined Up Transport Policy A Triumph?

Imagine - Could This Be Prescott's Cum-Face? Poor Tracy!! Poor Pauline!!!

We must be suitably grateful to Stephen Lyers-Byers, for his efforts over Railtrack, and to John Two Slags Prescott, the Mouth of The Humber, for his wondrous stewardship of the much vaunted Joined Up Transport Policy, the fruits of which are now plain for all to see.

Rail fares are fucking astronomical.

Over a THOUSAND QUID to get from Cornwall to Skye!

And Network Rail have hired luxury coaches to take 200 staff from their Reading HQ on some time wasting jolly to fucking Coventry (of all places, for fuck's sake!) saving themselves something like £24,600 on the cost of rail travel.

Never mind the nonsense of travelling anyway in these days of video conferencing, I'm sure there are venues in the Reading area they could have used, or even perhaps their own fucking staff canteen? Never mind the fucking carbon footprint bollocks.

Next cunt who tries to tell me I should be using public fucking transport is likely to get told to procreate and travel.

The Penguin

Postman Prat - Untrustworthy As Well As Useless!

"They Know If My Lips Are Moving I'm Lying, So I'm Hiding My Mouth Like This..."

Would you trust this man? If so, how far? Could he be depended upon to look after a recorded delivery letter? Could you trust him not to breach your confidence by having your resignation splashed all over the BBC-Pravda News while you were still on the train trying to get home? Would you trust him to tell the truth? Can you imagine him being any more honest than Bliar and Broon as Prime Minister? Would he take decisions in the interests of the country, or for his own narrow political and personal benefit?

Personally I wouldn't trust him to sit the right way round on a lavatory!

The Penguin

Unfit For Purpose!

Sack the bitch!

What the fuckety fucking fuck has been going on at the useless Ofsted, "led" by the quangocrat wife of thieving politician Tom McNumpty, Christine Gilbert?

Their "mistakes" in trying to suppress evidence are likely to hand the harridan Shoesmith a fucking victory on technical grounds in her case for unfair fucking dismissal!

"We have nothing to hide" they say, after months of hiding things from the legal team representing Shoesmith, only to roll over under the FoI (bet the politicians regret passing that one!).

Heads must roll for this.

The Penguin

Secret Inquests By The Back Door

Jack "The Slippery Weasel" Straw, the most untrustworthy cunt amongst a right shifty bunch of cunts has succeeded in getting his secret inquests throughthe Commons, although hardly any of the so called mainstream media seem to be reporting it.

No, the Prime Mentalist's pathetic hand writing and crass stupidity over sending out a letter full of mistakes is much more newsworthy.

If the Lords don't throw this out, the police will be able to shoot you without even the faint embarrassment of having to explain themselves to a public inquest.

The Penguin

Slag Of The Week

Here's a lovely little vignette of Bliar's Britain.

This fucking slag is pregnant with a third bastard, thereby ensuring that we pay her fucking loads and loads of benefits, including free fucking housing.

And she has just escaped with a slapped wrist after setting fire to her council house and claiming it was yobs so she could get another council house closer to her mother.

No wonder she's fucking grinning, she got one two doors down from her Mum. Who must be so fucking proud.

How many more scrotes will she bang out to become the next problem generation?

The Penguin

Talk About Re-Writing History!

The Dwarf-Emperor of France, Nicolas Napoleon Sarkozy 1st is busily re-writing history to properly reflect his role in all of the important events of the last few centuries.

He it was who struck the first few pick axe blows to bring down the Berlin Wall.

It was Sarkozy who accepted the surrender by Adolf Hitler on a previous flying visit to Berlin.

Sarkozy happened to be on a surfing holiday in Hawaii in 1942 and rescued General Macarthur from the wreckage of Pearl Harbour.

It was Sarkozy who really rescued Private Ryan, but gallantly refused to claim the glory.

Sarkozy risked everything to row single handled across the Channel to bring Winston Churchill the Enigma machine he had stolen from Himmler.

Oh, and he invented the Internet and told Steve Jobs how to make a better computer.

What the fuck would we have done without the little chap?

The Penguin

Bliar's Big Bribe?

Seems that the cost of Bliar's cowardly handing back of Thatcher's rebate will be some £9.3 BILLION by 2013. And of course, it's fucking ongoing.

If I were at all cynical I'd think it was a bribe to try and ensure he'd be installed as President of the EUSSR. The treacherous fucking cunt.

He must be furious that Gordon's support has scuppered his chances.

The Penguin

Unintended Consequences?

Do you think that The Great Saviour OF The World, Our Unelected Prime Mentalist, who bestrides the world stage like a ghastly shuffling zombie with piss-stained trousers realised the consequences of his cowardice over Lisbon?

It means he'll lose his place at the top table at the IMF. And at the World Bank. And there'll be no more G8 or G20 struttings for poor Gordoom. He and the poisonous dwarf Sarkozy and the housefrau Merkel and Signor Sleaze Berlusconi will all become redundant, replaced by some completely unknown compromise candidate from Benelux with a name like Van der Wanker.

However, his support for Presidente Bliar has practically ensured the elevation of the banana waving gurning twat Millipede Senior to EUSSR High Representative, so he'll be able to watch the little alien strutting about on his television back in Kirkaldy in his forced retirement and reflect on how he completely fucked up everything he touched.

The Penguin

Christ On A Bike, How Many More?

Are all the "noble peers" as bent as safety-pins?

Seems you can hardly look at a newspaper (online, fucked if I'm buying any of them!) without there being yet another fucking trough-pig in ermine caught stealing in one way or another. There are so many of them using the "little house in the country" dodge that I suspect it's listed in the Idiot guide to the House Of Lords given to them when they first turn up.

Just look at the fucking poverty dripping of this pair of cunts! Nice house in Clapham bought outright with no mortgage in the 90's for half a million, and he claims to be fucking poverty-stricken? I hope there's a few lamp-posts on his fashionable street...

The Penguin

Whiter Than Whitewash...Errr, Shame About The Leaks!

Sergeant Duct-tape about to batter an innocent woman.

Well, what a surprise. The Met, that amazing bastion of political correctness and legalised killing has been caught out trying to whitewash it's photo library of any photographs showing it's minions trying to hide or even not wearing their identity numbers.

Then of course someone leaked the instruction to the media, and they tried to whitewash the whitewash.

Fucking pathetic.

The Penguin

Time For A Change!

How the fuck much longer that that litte wanker Phil Woolas continue to claim a ministerial salary whilst being such a tit?

Only in this McCavity Government of the talentless and incompetent could he possibly survive.

He is currently under fire (though sadly not from the Parachute Regiment!) for claiming that the troops in Afghanistan are helping to keep the immigration problem under control.

Fucking idiot - if that was the idea, he should get Bob Jobsworth to send a platoon to Calais with enough ammo to make areal difference.

The Penguin

Thick Or What?

Making a fucking mountain out of a molehill, some uppity mouthy gobshite has been stupid enough to take so much offence over fuck all that he's passed up a free meal and a bottle of champagne in pursuit of another apology over absolutely fuck-all.

I suppose he's going to avoid going to the MOBO gigs?

I bet he's got a whole shelf full of CDs with the word "BLACK" on them somewhere as a descriptive adjective. Gonna burn them all, are you? Like fuck.

Going to walk out is disgust at a Chris Rock comedy gig? Or throw a strop at Lenny Henry? Complain to the rozzers about the Association of Black Plod?

Stupid Cunt.

The Penguin

Criminalise The Decent Poor Parents, Very NuLiebore!

Another Own Goal For Ed Balls-Up!

"Education, Education, Education!" declared Tony Bliar, the "honest chap" who should be in the Hague being tried for war crimes. And his disgusting regime certainly have made a fucking right mess of it.

So much so that the few half-way decent state schools are over-subscribed, and parents desperate to try and get some semblance of an education for their children are obviously going to do what they can to achieve this. Not everyone can afford to go private. Tony Bliar cheated to get his kids into decent schools, as did many of his NuLiebore colleagues, the fucking hypocrites.

But now that charming fat smarmy cunt Ed "Blinky" Balls has decided that such behaviour is not just wrong, it should be regarded as criminal.

They just can't see how they are alienating anyone with aspirations for their children. Political oblivion awaits them, the sooner the better.

The Penguin

Hi Boss! You Remember That Cheap Racking You Bought?

The Penguin

Gordon Drafts In New Goats

In a desperate attempt to add a bit of intellectual rigour and moral fibre to his pathetic Government of third-raters, has-beens, charlatans and fiddlers, the Great Unelected Leader has
hired some new "GOATS".

Apparently the agency he used misunderstood what the One Eyed Bogey Muncher said. Perhaps his mouth was full of Kitkat or some other undeclared chocolate biscuit, or possibly his accent got in the way. The Penguin understands the Man WithThe Moral Compass wanted some ordinary decent village people...

Anyway, they can't be any worse than he's already got.

The Penguin

Do You See It In Their Faces?

"I'll Just Do My Tommy Cooper Impression For You..."

Lt. Colonel Rupert Thorneloe, the most senior ranked casualty in Afghanistan, in dispatches to his superior officers on June 5 2010 ; words to the effect that British troops would die because they were being forced to travel by road instead of by air, making them easy targets for the Taliban. Dead 3 weeks later due to being blown to pieces in a roadside improvided explosive device.

Gordon Brown, in Parliament 22nd July 2010.
'It is completely wrong to say that the loss of lives has been caused by the absence of helicopters.'

Fucking lying cunt. No wonder he won't go and meet the coffins.

The Penguin

An Appointment To Impress Monkeys?

Oh dear! It seems that as some sort of sick consolation prize for Tony "War Crimes" Bliar not being annointed as the President Of the EUSSR they are going to give the High Representative non-job to Millipede Senior, the gurning banana waving lightweight whose ambitions for leading NuLiebore are not matched by his courage.
I'm sure that all those senior foreign politicians and dignitaries that Banana Boy has upset in his time as the worst Foreign Secretary in living memory will be really delighted.

I'm sure it will help the EUSSR in future dealings with them. Just like a good fuck helps virginity.

The Penguin

Watch Out, There Might Be A Peer Hiding At The Back!

Most feeble excuse yet trotted out in defence of fiddling expenses is by the veteran trougher Lord Morris of Manchester.

None of his neighbours at his so-called "main residence" in Salford have ever seen the old cunt because he hides at the back of the house.

Right, like it's a two up two down terrace, so half the house is out of bounds to avoid being seen by the locals?

Lying Bastard.

The Penguin

You Aint Heard Nuthin Yet!

As the wonderful old rock anthem has it, Jacqui, "You Aint Heard Nuthin' Yet!" (Bachman Turner Overdrive, well worth a look on Youtube )

Must have been a bit of an eye-opener to be so vilified by the audience on Question Time after your Oh So Easy "apology" in the House Of Thieves and being asked to pay back a few quid of the hundreds of thousands you fiddled. Indeed - "You Took What You Could Get!"

Just wait till you try and defend your expenses "misjudgements" on the streets of Redditch, where they won't take kindly to you classifying a spare room in your sister's house to enable you to tart up your big detached with £500 stone sinks, let alone paying "Tugger" £40,000 a year to fill in your expense claims and write anonymous supportive letters to the local press.

You'll find you have fuck all support. And your opponents will have a field day at your "expenses".

The Penguin

This Will Restore The Public's Faith In The IPCC? Like Fuck It Will!

The supposedly independent body that investigates those complaints into the police which are so smelly that the plod's own internal whitewash departments fail to cover up properly gets a new boss.

Moir Stewart, whose involvement in the attempted cover-up of the Met murdering an innocent electrician is well documented gets yet another promotion, to lead the IPCC.

I'm sure this will do fuck all to inspire public confidence. Anyone charged yet with killing Ian Tomlinson?

The Penguin

Don't Like The Evidence, Sack The Scientist!

Too Honest To Be A Government Adviser, Professor David Nutt

No surprise that Professor David Nutt has been sacked. His science and research based evidence about the relative safety or danger of various drugs and his publishing of his findings shows very clearly how muddled and inconsistent government "policy" is.

And of course, it highlights the dangers of two drugs which raise shedloads of taxes for the Treasury- no matter how much they cost other departments, like the NHS or the Police.

The Penguin

Thank Fuck, That's Scuppered The War Criminal!

Some good news.

The Great Unelected Leader, Saviour of the World, He Who Did Away With Boom And Bust, whose very touch causes leprosy, has declared his whole hearted support for the War Criminal Bliar to become Presidente of the EUSSR.

So that's him fucked then.

Out of recession by Christmas? What year, Gordon, what fucking year?

The Penguin

PS: All he touches turns to shit!!

Poppy Appeal

Nice one!

The Penguin