Monday, 5 January 2009

Fat Fuckers From Belfast To Fly To London For Surgery!


The NHS (safe in our hands) continues to show how to be a world leader in wasting money.
Because of an apparent lack of local expertise, obese cunts from Belfast are to be assessed by a team flown 324 miles from London, and then the fat fuckers deemed suitable for sugery such as gastric bands, stomach stapling, or sewing their fucking mouths shut to stop them eating pies, will be flown 324 miles to London to be operated upon. Presumably only a few at a time, or the plane would struggle to get airborne!

What's wrong with telling them - "Stop eating so much and get some fucking exercise - or die soon, it's your choice, you fat twat!"

Of course, if this is all part of a cunning plan to harvest the fat to run the government's fleet of limousines, then it's still stupid, as there are plenty of lardarses closer to home, no call to run up carbon footprints flying them in from Belfast. Hang on, who is getting the Air Miles?

The Penguin

3 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Would it not make better sense to cut off their benefits - thus forcing them to diet?

Or maybe make them walk to London thus losing some lard on the way...

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Render them all for lard, fat fucks.

Anonymous said...

Lard is made from fat pigs, oh wait.