Tuesday, 27 January 2009
Blunkett Makes Sure Of His Health Care Provision
Disgraced former Home Secretary David Blunkett, failed contender for "Ugliest Cunt in the Labour Party" elections,* has announced that he is adopting a belt and braces approach to his plans for personal health care in his old age. Adding to his BUPA package, he is to marry a local GP.
At the engagement party, he declared that just like Tony McNulty, Margaret Beckett, and Baroness Vadera, he too could clearly see the Green Shoots of Economic Recovery and a Light At The End of The Tunnel.
Well, his guide dog could.
*Currently Stephen Timms
UPDATE : Apparently a row has broken out casting a shadow over the forthcoming nuptials after Dr. Williams discovered that Blunkett had cancelled the photographer to save a few quid.
Posted by Hacked Off at 12:33