Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Blunkett Makes Sure Of His Health Care Provision

Disgraced former Home Secretary David Blunkett, failed contender for "Ugliest Cunt in the Labour Party" elections,* has announced that he is adopting a belt and braces approach to his plans for personal health care in his old age. Adding to his BUPA package, he is to marry a local GP.

At the engagement party, he declared that just like Tony McNulty, Margaret Beckett, and Baroness Vadera, he too could clearly see the Green Shoots of Economic Recovery and a Light At The End of The Tunnel.

Well, his guide dog could.

The Penguin

*Currently Stephen Timms

UPDATE : Apparently a row has broken out casting a shadow over the forthcoming nuptials after Dr. Williams discovered that Blunkett had cancelled the photographer to save a few quid.


Sue said...

He's not silly is he? Do we have a photo of the intended somewhere? I'm curious to see what she looks like :)

Cato said...

Penguin...urgent info on my blog...hurry along!!

The Penguin said...

Yes, we are doomed to be the new polar bears of the global warming gravy train.

Now why won't this fucking poll save and display?

Technology is tricky with flippers.

The Penguin said...


Doesn't matter what she looks like, Blunkett won't care.

Fidothedog said...

So he has set his sights, sorry his guidedogs sight on a woman.

I wonder if we are going to have another game of guess the father?

Sounds like good weather for penguins said...

Mr penguin don't be disheartened .I posted this down at jackie smitt. Theres hope for you yet


Sue said...

Penguin, no, but his dog might be fussy!

One Eyed King said...

Everyone got their copy of the John Lewis wedding present list?

I'm down for a seeing eye frog.