Thursday, 8 January 2009

Congratulations On Your Medal, Bliar. You Cunt!

How wonderful that Teflon Tony has been awarded yet another medal by his friend George Dubya for services rendered as his poodle.

I wonder which side of the balance sheet that will sit in when the ghastly war criminal is finally indicted and dragged to the Hague?

Bliar knew full well that Saddam Hussein had no WMD, let alone any with a 45 minute readiness to strike the UK. He and the odious Campbell creature re-wrote and sexed up the dodgy dossier, aided and abetted by the supine John Scarlett. They outed and hounded to death (by one means or another) the brave and honest Dr David Kelly who had caused them embarrassment, and used the Hutton whitewash to castrate the BBC. It was the tremulous oratory of the lying hypocrite Bliar that sold the dodgy dossier and it's scaremongering claims to gain enough votes to approve the involvement of UK Armed Forces in the Iraq War - although by this time they were already in theatre and lined up for the fight ( even though they had not got the right equipment or training, thanks to years of underfunding by that cunt in the Treasury and feeble tossers in the MOD ) .

Oooh, how brave of Tone to stand shoulder to shoulder with Dubya - but only in Press Conferences, never on the front line. Photo Opportunities, but only safe ones. Meanwhile our soldiers, sailors, and airmen and women are put in harms way for an illegal war, and lots of them come home in coffins. Which our Brave Prime Minister(s) never go and meet - instead they are too busy trying to silence criticism by coroners over them being killed thanks to negligence and the wrong (or none) equipment.

And now, irony upon irony, another Middle Eastern conflict kicks off, and our Hero is the Middle Eastern Peace Envoy for the Big Four. Trouble is, he's completely useless and "on holiday" - I wonder whose idyllic island hideaway he and that wide-mouthed frog were infesting this time? - has never set foot in Gaza and is regarded as a joke by both the combatant sides.

Personally he makes me puke.

The Penguin

1 comment:

The Last Of The Few said...

Having ruthlessly plagarised the sick joke site I have found a Tony Blair and others top set of anagrams. A little of topic I know but bearing in mind when I look at this fucktard I know if I did not laugh I would cry.

David Ginola - Vagina dildo

Teddy Sheringham - Teddy Minge rash

Ossie Ardiles - Arse is soiled

Diego Maradona - O dear, I’m a gonad

Tony Blair PM - I’m tory plan B

Virginia Bottomley - I’m an evil Tory bigot

Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he’s alien

David Mellor - Dildo marvel

And my favourite

The Metropolitan Police Force - I’m fellatio, the erect porno cop