Monday, 19 January 2009

Tough On Crime? Not So You'd Notice!!!


The Home Economics Secretary, anonymously praised by her husband for doing such a good job, has had to admit to a select committee that 160,000 out of 550,000 criminal cases were simply dropped under a scheme brought in by the NuLiebore Government to save a few quid in court costs.

What a fucking result! That must be saving a fucking fortune in court costs.

Fuck alone knows what it is costing society in having these criminals go unpunished. Fuck alone knows what this is doing for plod morale. Still, as long as Jacqui can have a police escort when she wants a kebab, that's all right, isn't it?

The Penguin

NB Jacqui is WAY AHEAD in the current poll!

3 comments:

North Northwester said...

Look at that sad little face. Poor sweetie. We all know what you need. Just you dry those tears and it'll soon be over.

Fidothedog said...

Would that we could all get a police escort whilst going for a kebab, although looking at the size of her arse a police escort to the gym would have been a better option.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

She needs tying up overnight to railings in Peckham or some other unlovely shithole made worse by labour. See how long she lasts.