Saturday, 24 January 2009

Caption Competition


"Good Morning! We're hoping we can rely on your vote?"

No, now fuck right off before I set my dogs on you, you cunts!"

12 comments:

polaris said...

Mrs Millipede, can David come out to play?

Anonymous said...

Bob, I told you to stop buying artificial cunts on Ebay!

Harrithebastard said...

Oh please just one cup of sugar?

Look you have already taken all my cash , my childrens cash , my childrens childrens cash, my freedoms , my dignity , the life of my grandparents , and there grandparents, every fucking pleasure that i once enjoyed , and the ability to walk to the shops without being ... mugged , stabbed raped , buggered, molested, murdered or monitored by you bunch of paranoid cunts. so whilst in the scheme of things ' just a cup of sugar' may not seem too much to ask? its all i have fucking left..

So don't come knocking on my fucking door with a Retarded Scot in tow thinking you will get any sympathy ... NOW FUCK OFF

liar,liar, pants on fire said...

"Hello, I'm the Virgin Mary and I've brought God to see you!"

Anonymous said...

Is this the hostel for crooks and perverts?

wv grans

Harrithebastard said...

Hello Mrs Manse, i have bought 'son of ' back home to you,

It didn't quite work out?

captainff said...

"We're collecting on behalf of the banks .. .. .. .. "

The Penguin said...

Police issued a warning about confidence tricksters and thieves preying on the vulnerable. "They knock on doors and trick their way inside, bu asking to use a toilet or for a glass of water, and then they steal whatever they can get their hands on," said Inspector Knacker. "Our advice is not to let them into your homes."

Fidothedog said...

Can we ask you to house an illegal migrant?....

Papa Lazarou said...

You buy some pegs, Dave? Lucky heather?

The Penguin said...

Is this the right house for the party? Gordon's got a carrier bag with some tins in it!

it's either banned or compulsory said...

"Just calling to let you know that it is a complete Tory lie that next door has been turned into a bail hostel for crackheads, paedos, muggers and rapists. You and your children can feel totally safe."