Monday, 12 January 2009

Overpaid Fat Cunt In Charge Of The NHS


This is David Nicholson, the Chief Executive of the National Health Service, who is paid around a quarter of a million pounds a year and gets £37,600 "Housing Allowance" because (rather like Mr & Mrs Ed Blinking Twat Balls) he maintains that his residence is oooop North.

The NHS over which this veritable collossus of management expertise reigns supreme is responsible for around 40,000 accidental deaths per year, pays out millions in compensation to patients who have had surgical instruments left inside them, has seen MRSA and C Difficile cases soar, where ambulance crews can't be arsed to save cripples, where a patient is left to starve to death in hospital, senior management admit on Facebook that they spend all their time bullshitting, and agency nurses cost up to £250,000 per year thanks to incompetence.

What an impressive record! Payrise and House of Lords, inevitable.

The Penguin

Footnote: Meanwhile a three year old writes a begging letter to McBroon asking for the drugs to save his father's life.

5 comments:

Sue said...

Makes you sick doesn't it? Except I wouldn't want to risk my chances in a NHS hospital!

My poor mum died in her armchair alone, so terrified of going to hospital no one really knew how sick she was!

The Penguin said...

My partner's mum 96 went into Kettering General year before last with dizzy spells. Caught C Diff, and effectively shat herself to death over 3 horrible months. Cost us god knows how much in visitor parking fees, let alone the anger, tears, and emotional distress.

AngryDave said...

I think the prick should do something benificial to the NHS for change, and donate hus organs.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

He's got a lot of neck.

Free Thinker said...

He has the neck of a elephant seal... Just another placecunt keeping the lid on the conspiracy...