Tuesday, 20 January 2009

999 - Emergency!! Put Me Through To Health and Safety!


If you need the Coastguard, be prepared for a delay while they fill in a Health And Safety Risk Assessment before they come and help you.

The Penguin

2 comments:

Atheist Ranter said...

Friend of mine is a coatsguard volunteer and is very pissed off with these new rules. Example: when they receive an emergency call about, typically some idiot stuck half way down a cliff, they have to check all the type pressures and lights on their vehicle then check the oil before moving off.

The world is ruled by cunts!

banned said...

Likewise, I met a hospital based Dr. who is sometimes required to make a field visit using his own car, before he sets off he must fill in a form confirming that his insurance and MOT are in order and " he has to check all the type pressures and lights on their vehicle then check the oil before moving off ".