Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Off On Your Bikes To Europe For New Jobs!


"Ooooooh, Gordon, I've just come!"

Hot on the heels of Lord Voldemort's advice to the unemployed and freshly redundant British workers who can't seem to find any of Gordon's British Jobs for British Workers, comes news of hundreds of vacancies being advertised by Jobcentreplus.

"The Jobcentre Plus website is advertising almost 200,000 posts in Europe - many paying paltry wages - compared with only 61,905 jobs in the UK.

A job as a sous chef in Greece, for instance, is advertised at 31p an hour, while auxiliary jobs in Poland are going for 77p an hour.

Meanwhile, a job as a housemaid in Portugal pays £2.45 per hour."

I had a good look round, but I failed to see any vacancies for European Commissioner For Trade and Hobnobbing With Oligarchs, which is a shame, I could quite fancy that if it didn't involve so much cock-sucking and having nasty Russian Mafia types fuck me up the arse.

The Penguin

3 comments:

Tory Poppins said...

"I could quite fancy that if it didn't involve so much cock-sucking and having nasty Russian Mafia types fuck me up the arse."

Maybe someone should tell Dolly . . he'd love that! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Which ever way you look at it "we're all fucked"

Love DD52

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Jobcentreplus only advertises jobs that no sensible fucker wants: callcentres, sex workers, canvassers and the like.
School and College leavers are forbidden to go there so that Connexxions have the appearance of having something to do and, on that subject, " Action 4 Employment ", WTF are they all about ?

"British Dole For British Shirkers"