Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Hackers Strand Slippery Jack In Africa

Jack "Slippery Weasel" Straw was facing some embarrassment last night as it emerged that his e-mail account had been hacked by fraudsters who sent thousands of messages to his constituents and friends and staff asking them to help poor Jack out of a little difficulty.

The messages claiming to be from the former Home Secretary asked for "soft loans" of £3,000 to enable him to pay his hotel bill and return to the UK after losing his wallet whilst on holiday in Africa.
Luckily, no one was dumb enough to send the fraudsters any money. Instead Hotmail had to close the account because of the huge number of replies along the lines of "Fucking Stay There And Starve You Cunt!"

The Penguin


JuanKerr.com said...

He should be loaded, his dad scammed enough in North east council contracts. He can always fall back on the family trade of dishonesty and theft if he gets in too much of a pickle?

Anonymous said...

Tell me he was in Nigeria - that would be perfect!

Good spot Penguin.

Van Helsing said...


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Who the fuck would want to help that cunt home ? Seems no-one did, Skammers, nil points.