Monday, 23 February 2009

A Phone Call To Voldemort

"Is this a secure line? You are certain? OK, Peter, my people in Birmingham need some help. Compared to the money your one-eyed idiot has wasted it is just drop in bucket. They need £40 million today, maybe a bit more next week, the week after. It keeps British Workers in British Jobs, Peter, and may even keep some Labour MPs in British Parliament. Is very cheap. Peter, I cannot believe that you will not help me. Is not nice to have to threaten friends. Thank you, Peter, I knew you would not let me down."

I wonder who it could have been?

The Penguin

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