Sunday, 1 February 2009

One Can But Hope


Gordon McBroon, Saviour Of The Bankers, Son Of The Manse, Holder of The Moral Compass, has compared himself to Titian. Apparently the great Venetian artist declared that at 90 he was beginning to learn how to paint. And that is where The Unelected Leader thinks he is at with the Global Financial Blip (started in America).

Let's hope that the comparison holds true, as Titian died of the plague a year later.

A second thing we could hope for would be a nice cup of polonium tea or a Bulgarian Brolly Job for Lord Truscott, whose exposure over trying to bunce a few more quid has put the spotlight onto his links with the Kremlin.

The Penguin

4 comments:

Cato said...

As someone else remarked this morning...painting by numbers might be more up Snotty's street!!

Van Helsing said...

We are really screwed! He has to wait till he's 90 to get the economy right!
I give up. The fucking idiot shouldn't even be in charge of his farmy farm.

Tory Poppins said...

Savagely ingenius as usual! I love it!

Fidothedog said...

Fucker could not even finger paint, still fingers crossed on his death by plague.