Thursday, 19 February 2009

Gordon Blames Tax Havens Such As The Vatican


The Great Bogey Gobbler of Fife has declared war on tax havens, such as Lichtenstein and The Caymans. He is planning to fly to one such tax haven personally, so he can snatch billions of unpaid taxes from the leader of these pernicious tax dodgers, a shadowy figure who has tried to severe connections with his Nazi past by calling himself Benedict instead of Goering. This evil mastermind, who is called His Holiness by his gang, hangs out in a complex of buildings in Rome, called The Vatican, where he is guarded by notorious Swiss mercenaries.

Armed with a Karate Chop, Gordon the Fearless Bottler will confront "Benedict"
and demand he hand over all the loot that the gang stole from the Treasury Coffers before Good King Henry The Wife Killer threw them out of England some years ago.

The Penguin

4 comments:

Cato said...

Doesn't he strike a wonderful pose in that photo? Just like the Dear Leader..Kim Jong Very Ill.

AngryDave said...

Looks like a Nazi salute. How appropriate seeing as he is a cunt, and paranoid as hell, and desperate to hang on to power.

microdave said...

I hope the Pope's health insurance is paid up. With Gorgons unique ability to fuck up every thing he touches, His Holiness will be needing it pretty soon...

Odin's Raven said...

Perhaps Brown should ask for political asylum in Vatican City, for fear of persecution if he returns home.