Thursday, 19 February 2009
Gordon Blames Tax Havens Such As The Vatican
The Great Bogey Gobbler of Fife has declared war on tax havens, such as Lichtenstein and The Caymans. He is planning to fly to one such tax haven personally, so he can snatch billions of unpaid taxes from the leader of these pernicious tax dodgers, a shadowy figure who has tried to severe connections with his Nazi past by calling himself Benedict instead of Goering. This evil mastermind, who is called His Holiness by his gang, hangs out in a complex of buildings in Rome, called The Vatican, where he is guarded by notorious Swiss mercenaries.
Armed with a Karate Chop, Gordon the Fearless Bottler will confront "Benedict" and demand he hand over all the loot that the gang stole from the Treasury Coffers before Good King Henry The Wife Killer threw them out of England some years ago.
Posted by Hacked Off at 09:55