Tuesday, 10 February 2009
Hmmmm, Am I Alone In Thinking This Is Sinister?
A group of the great and the good in conservation (!) are planning a massive cull of grey squirrels, which will be trapped, and then shot or bludgeoned to death.
This is supposedly in order to help the "native" red squirrel which is under threat because it is less efficient than the more recently introduced grey suirrel when it comes to matters of economics, health, and breeding. In other words, the grey squirrel is the superior animal.
Now, giving this a contemporary twist and anthropomorphosing the squirrels, should we be calling for a cull of Muslim Immigrants? After all, they are beating the native "chavs" hands down at economics, health, and breeding.
Surely the grey squirrels, introduced for the amusement of some cunt of a toff in 1896 from America, same place the Credit Crunch comes from, lest we forget, have by now become UK citizens? How many squirrel generations is that, for fuck's sake?
Posted by Hacked Off at 13:00