Saturday, 7 February 2009
Geoff Hoon's Advice To Motorists
Secretary Of State For Transport, Geoff Hoon, has told a group of the privileged over a lunch in Westminster (it's all right, he can claim it back on expenses!) that he is sick and fucking tired of motorists complaining that the roads are too dangerous to drive on because the government have not spent enough on snow ploughs and gritters.
"What the fuck do they expect? I couldn't even get enough body armour or rifles for our troops before I sent them off to Iraq and that other place, you know, dusty, sand, arabs. Horrid place. Any way, all these whingeing bloody drivers, they can fuck right off down to Halfords and buy some snow chains. Waiter!! Two more of the Margaux!!"
Posted by Hacked Off at 09:22