"Oh fuck! Can't you tell him I'm busy blessing holocaust deniers or something?"
Following the sad loss of two of his financial advisers who were found to be radio-active with the toxic taint of banking misconduct, Our Great Leader, Saviour Of The Universe, The Monocular Trouser Stainer, Jimmy Gordon McBroon has decided to appoint a new finanial adviser, who is free from scandal.
The fact that Pope Benedict hasn't got a fucking clue about finance, banking, or economics doesn't worry Gordon, it puts them in the same fuckwit box.
Last time the two met, Gordon gave the Pope a Book Of Sermons written by Pa McBroon, who bequeathed wee Jimmy his ( Broken ) Moral Compass. What great work of literature can his Holiness expect this time round? "Courage" by J. G. Brown? "How I Abolished Boom And Bust" by Dr. J. G. Brown? Or maybe the little booklet of cheats and dodges for free loading that McBroon produced as a student? That would come in handy next time the Pontiff wanted to blag his way into a party!
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