Wednesday, 25 February 2009

More National Humiliation Threatened

"Here's a big one I got out earlier!"

Bad News.

Gordon McBroon, the Dead Eyed Sith known as Darth Bogey is to address both Houses of the United States Congress.

A huge embarrassment for Britain. The monocular mumbler will stutter, gurn, drop his jaw, flash those bleached teeth at odd moments, avoid eye contact, claw the air, bite his nails, scratch the lectern, and demonstrate his well-honed talent for bogey mining and mastication. He may even piss himself.

All the while lecturing the Americans on the Global Credit Crunch started in America.

The Penguin

2 comments:

Oldrightie said...

He wil be practising every hour of the day until then, whilst also doing everything possible to screw the country.
How about helping to harden up my letter to Snotty?
http://oldrightie.blogspot.com/2009/02/dear-prime-minister.html

it's either banned or compulsory said...

My heart sank a little when I read "Gordon Brown to address both Houses of US Congress", they do seem to be cheapening the brand; for a long time it was just Winston Churchill, now it seems that any old Prime Minister is worthy of the honour even Our Gordon with his 'double or quits' approach to global gobble economics.