Saturday, 21 February 2009
Another Foul Mouthed Tirade By Lord Voldemort
The Secretary of State for Bribery and Corruption, Lord Voldemort of Sleazepool was miffed by union leaders daring to mention that the car manufacturing industry was suffering in the Global Credit Crunch ( Made In America And Nothing To Do With Gordon ).
"How very fucking dare they?! Don't the stupid fucking wankers realise that careless talk can start rumours, and fucking rumours can cause all sorts of cunting trouble? I should fucking know, I start enough rumours myself, I'm the fucking world champion rumour starter. So they should shut the fuck up, causing trouble and making out that the fucking country is fucking fucked. Let me just explain a fucking thing here. It's no fucking good these stupid fat twats asking the Government for money, we have given all the fucking money to the banks and the cunts won't let us have it back, they're too busy handing it out as bonuses or fucking loans to their staff. All we can do is make promises we know we can't fucking keep, and announce more fucking stupid initiatives. So fuck off!"
Posted by Hacked Off at 08:59