Saturday, 28 February 2009

Myners On The Rack, Gordon's Huffing And Puffing Just Hot Air


Surprise surprise, it seems that leading experts amongst m'learned friends don't think that McBroon's got a snowball's chance in hell of clawing any of Fred's pension back if he wastes yet more taxpayers' money going legal. The Fuckwit was only spouting hot air to grab headlines and be seen to be getting on with the job of running round like a headless chicken.

However, Lord Myners is in some difficulty, as the exchange of letters clearly shows. Sir Fred is obviously annoyed that his telephone conversation with Lord Paul has been published, and has given him both barrels.

Now, either Lord Myners is complicit or incompetent. And given his background and experience, he should not be ignorant of the legal framework of pensions.

However, luckily for the taxpayer and Gordon, there's always the David Kelly precedent. If I were Sir Fred I'd have a package left with my solicitor in case I fell of a mountain a la Robin Cook or were to be found in some woods with a pen knife.

The Penguin

3 comments:

The Raven said...

The BBC are dutifully cupping his balls on this one, too:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7916215.stm

Brown renews banker pension plea

What the hell do they mean "renews"? He only started making a fuss yesterday. This is just the BBC keeping the 'Brown of the people' angle going for an extra day. Wankers.

Oldrightie said...

The Raven said...
The BBC are dutifully cupping his balls on this one, too



They do more than that, they are favoured nappy changers, too.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Fred Goodwin, The Peoples Scapegoat.

The Prime Ministers Press Office said " It has been announced that Fred Goodwins pension is completly unacceptable...having been personally responsible for the collapse of the bank and bringing the country to the brink of catastrophe..."

John Prescott Said " Tek his pension off 'im and let 'im sooo in't Court "

Random Bloke He's the one wot done it, wrecked the economy like, let's get him !

Prince Phillip said " One always knew he was a wrong 'un "

The BBC Said, "The Prime Minister has announced that Fred Goodwins pension is completly unacceptable..."

The Mirror said " Hang him and Flog him, BURN him ! "

Millwall FC fans said " Oi Fred, you're dead, we'll kick you in the head..."

The Sun said " SHRED FRED"

The Daily Telegraph said "The Prime Minister has announced that Fred Goodwins pension is completly unacceptable..."

Chavs down the pub said, "right, let's go do his gaff."

Daily Express said " Fred, give us back our pensions..."

A Prelate said " Sackcloth and ashes are required of Fred Goodwin in this, our nations hour of need. "