Thursday, 12 February 2009

The Laughing Politician


I know a fat ole politician, he’s always on the job
A fat old, creepy grey-faced man, he really is a knob
He’s too thick for a Prime Mentalist, he’s never ever wrong
And everybody agrees he is a complete fucking mong


He laughs upon his jobbies, he laughs at lives destroyed
He laughs at everybody when they're getting unemployed
He never can stop laughing, he says he'd never tried
But once he did piss himself and laughed until he cried


Oh, His horrid face had wrinkles, and then he shuts his eye
He opened his great mouth, out came a hideous sigh
He said “Started In America,” I didn't know what for
And then he starting laughing, until he cracked his jaw


So if you chance to meet him while walking ‘round the town
Just shake him warmly by the throat and then knock the bastard down
Give him a thorough kicking, put his eye in a paper cup
And then you can all start laughing, and string the bugger up!


The Penguin, apologies to Tiny Tim


This is no laughing matter said...

Forget the BBC, tune in to Radio Freedom and lift the scales from your eyes

Tory Poppins said...

Love it Penguin! Absolute class as per!!

pinkmelon said...

excellent.....anyone got a kleenex?