The Laughing Politician

*Laughter*

I know a fat ole politician, he’s always on the job
A fat old, creepy grey-faced man, he really is a knob
He’s too thick for a Prime Mentalist, he’s never ever wrong
And everybody agrees he is a complete fucking mong

*Laughter*

He laughs upon his jobbies, he laughs at lives destroyed
He laughs at everybody when they're getting unemployed
He never can stop laughing, he says he'd never tried
But once he did piss himself and laughed until he cried

*Laughter*

Oh, His horrid face had wrinkles, and then he shuts his eye
He opened his great mouth, out came a hideous sigh
He said “Started In America,” I didn't know what for
And then he starting laughing, until he cracked his jaw

*Laughter*

So if you chance to meet him while walking ‘round the town
Just shake him warmly by the throat and then knock the bastard down
Give him a thorough kicking, put his eye in a paper cup
And then you can all start laughing, and string the bugger up!

*Laughter*

The Penguin, apologies to Tiny Tim