It seems that Gordon McBroon impresses people where ever he goes.
The Chief Economist to French President Nicolas Sarkozy reveals that the funniest thing in his time at the Elysee was when Gordon and Sarah were invited to dinner, and the sad prat managed to throw cheese fondue everywhere but in his mouth.
"It was amazing! How on earth does he manage to pick his nose? And I'm so glad I do not have to clean up the bathroom after him. His poor wife, what a cross she has chosen to bear."
Diplomatic relations between France and Britain are expected to improve as soon as McBroon goes.
The Penguin
5 comments:
Bwaahahahahahahaha!!!
Surprised he didn't try and stuff it down his nappy.
Mr Penguin - got a nice snapshot of the Harman getting slamdunked in today's PMQs
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In todays news the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, was reported as saying of the Special Relationship
" Take the piss out of me Sarkosy, you skanky frog dwarf, you and Mongey Merkel can both do one since me and Mubarak are fucking, like this, XXX, right !"
In response to the request of Hungary for support during the current economic crisis Mr Brown declared " Who you lookin' at you scrounging cunts, do you fucking want some ? Yere ? Well have some of this..." Mr Brown had to be restrained from hurling pieces of furniture at the Hungarian delegation in what was described by a spokesperson as " A Diplomatic Triumph matching his one to one sesh with The Pres. "
Now domestic news, über criminal, pervert and arsonist Fred 'Hoodwink' Goodwin is reported to have been captured and is currently being " questioned " at a reception centre near Kings Langley.
A chum of mine, a female, F1 journalist was once at an Ecclestone "do" Gordon and Sarah were both there. My friend was chatting to sum bunch of harpies, glanced over at Gordon and whispered conspiritorially: you really wouldn't would you, I mean fucking hell, look at him! Sarah informed my friend that she intended to marry Gordon. How much money does it take to buy a beard? my friend wondered...oh actually that was what I wondered...my friend just had to go and be sick.
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