Monday, 16 March 2009

Come On Gordon, Where's The 500,000 Jobs?

"British Jobbies For British Workers!"

Unemployment set to zoom past 2 million this week, the DWP closing Job Centres despite wee Jimmy Purnell's promises, and reportedly 10 applicants for every vacancy.

Yet our Beloved Leader, Saviour Of The Bankers, The Unelected One-Eyed Snot Gobbling Trouser Soiling Prime Mentalist persists in his claims that there are 500,000 vacancies looking for workers.

Just as well he abolished Boom and Bust or we could be in for a rough ride!

The Penguin


it's either banned or compulsory said...

Saviour of Bankworkers jobs in Bankland, I mean Scotland.

Dennis said...

They're living in the 250,000 new homes he pledged to build last year. :)

Oldrightie said...

He's just a deluded cunt.

North Northwester said...

Wonder how the jobs available numbers match illegal immigrants and asylum seekers in employment?

Or the legal ones, even.

Just a thought.