Wednesday, 18 March 2009
Another Outbreak Of Woolas "Foot In Mouth" Disease
Poor "Custard Pie" Woolas has done it again!
Under enormous pressure because he is useless, and his boss is useless, and her boss is useless, the Minister for Illegal Immigration flails around from one crass announcement to another. I think he took lessons on that from McBroon. The latest brilliant headline grabbing soundbite was to announce that he was going to build a detention centre near Calais to house illegal immigrants trying to get to the Land Of Milk and Honey. He claimed it would be funded jointly with the French, and the guests would then be flown home to Iraq and Afghanistan.
However, it turns out he had not thought to discuss this with the Home Economics Secretary, and the French have not been consulted and are not pleased either.
Mind you, Jackie was busy with her lawyers trying to cobble together a defence for when she gets dragged into court for fiddling her allowances, so maybe poor Phil didn't get a chance to tell her about his cunning plan.
Posted by Hacked Off at 08:26