Friday, 27 March 2009

Careful! That Parliamentary Watchdog Could Give You A Nasty Suck!

"I do not remember shagging that woman!"

John Lyon, the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards, has once again demonstrated that he is absolutely fucking useless.

He had to be forced into opening a whitewash into Jacqui Spliff's Dodgy Lodging by public clamour.

Maybe there should be public complaints about the antics of Nigel Griffiths MP, who has showered the House of Commons in glory with his extra marital antics?

The Penguin

1 comment:

Fidothedog said...

I so want this mystery woman to come forward and do what Tracy Temple did to Prescott.

She explains in graphic detail about his perversions, the fact he needed a pill to get the motor started and the whole sorry event was over in less than 10 seconds.