"Hello, is that Hello? Max here! I've got a great little deal for you, you won't want to miss out on this. OK! have blown it by going too soon with the Memorial Issue, so now the rights to the Funeral are on offer. For a price, naturally. In fact, we could do a double, Funeral AND Autopsy! What do you say? OK, think it through and call me back, but don't leave it too long, there's other magazines I can talk to. Bye!"
The Penguin
2 comments:
Brilliant Penguin. Sounds just like the slimy bastard damager of decent public relations.
Effin Brill.
They're all a money-grabbing shower.
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