Sunday, 29 March 2009

Christ On A Bike! We're Paying Them To Wank!!


Desperate Housewife

Mr. Jacqui Smith, house husband and letter writer paid £40,000 a year of taxpayers' money has been caught claiming adult channel subscription as part of the expenses of running the Home Economics Secretary's second home.

No wonder the trough-pigs didn't want receipts published!

I wonder if this will lead to The Fat Lodger spending more time at her main residence, otherwise known as her sister's spare bedroom?

The Penguin

P S - The amount of shameless troughing really is staggering.

14 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Wankgate as a working title for this one?

I am so going to have fun with this.

Dennis said...

The man's a tosser.

Anonymous said...

Fiddler on the Hoof

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The Penguin said...

Mind you, when you look closely at Jacqui, you can see why a blue movie and a hand shandy may have more appeal.

IanPJ said...

I wonder if these films included any S&M or forced violence that this bunch of tossers have said we cannot watch, lest we end up on the sex offenders register.

We should be told WHICH films were watched.

Anonymous said...

next, labour MPs will be forcing individual taxpayers chosen at random to wank them off and those selected will have to pay £5 for the privilege.

Oldrightie said...

Metaphorically they do and it costs a few trillion more than a fiver!

captainff said...

According to the BBC Jackboots gave her husband a "real ear bashing". So that's on top of the bishop bashing one assumes occurred at the time?

Anonymous said...

Can you imangine the Profumo affair happening now? Keeler and Rice Davies would have their tiys oot for t'lads in Halo or whatever and the Right Hon Profumo would brazen it out till the next scandal came along a bit like busses, wait ages the 2 come along together.

slippery weasel said...

He was watching the 'Miranda gobbles the Bogeyman and Mandy' films.

wv sessi(on)

geoff hoon said...

I've just been watching Redtube.

I had a lovely Timney!

lizzie 2 said...

Pengy, one can now look forward to a 'Timney Of The Day'.

One wees oneself!

The Refuser said...

Where's that other wanker Cuse to justify taxpayer subsidised wanking?

Anonymous said...

http://www.heady.co.uk/b3ta/jacqui_smith_husband_porn.jpg