Saturday, 7 March 2009

The Women Who Are Worried

Mrs Harriet Dromey, Deputy Dog of NuLiebore, is extremely concerned that the recession is having a detrimental effect of the employment prospects for women.

"You have to be realistic. When these women are thrown out of their jobs, they have absolutely no real prospect of ever getting another job in government again. I mean, who on earth would employ Jacqui Smith, for example? Even as a dinner lady! And she's not the only one, there's Hazel, Caroline, Tessa, Margaret, Anna, Yvette - I'm even a bit scared myself!"

The Penguin


IanPJ said...

The ONS has just burst her bubble.

Women are not suffering more than men in the recession, according to official figures which once more contradict statements by ministers.

Anonymous said...

Fucking thoughtless, lying bitch.

If only she and Jade Goody could switch places. The average IQ of the Government would increase, and I could eat popcorn and watch Dromey's slow demise.

Oldrightie said...

"The ONS has just burst her bubble."
Harriets take;

"That bunch of lying, cheating ,manipulating crowd of cretins. Oh, that's us."

John Pickworth said...

"I mean, who on earth would employ Jacqui Smith?"

I feel this is a question that will tax the greatest philosophical minds for the remainder of this century. One thing that is certain, after the next election she won't even be an MP let alone in charge of important grown-up stuff.

Kippers Dickie said...

They will all end up in the eu "stew-pot", like all other failures and then come back to be made a baroness!