Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Taking The Piss

"Oink! Oink! Oink!"

Most all of them are so deep in the trough you can barely make out their trotters, with the possible honourable exception of Philip Hollobone. But some of the "claims" are seriously outrageous.

One fine example of taking the piss is that utter arsewipe Sir Malcolm Rifkind, who claimed £499 for his wife to make three trips between the Commons and Kensington & Chelsea in 2007-08. That would mean each 4 mile one-way journey cost the taxpayer about £166. How the fuckety fucking fuck does that work?

The Penguin

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