Saturday, 14 March 2009
Shock Horror! Alien Invader Has Human Girl Friend!
In the light of this shocking news, we can only hope that the species gap is too wide for breeding to take place, or who knows what monsters might be conceived?
Reports that the alien is too ashamed of his liaison to declare it in the proper way have upset Mrs Dale, but of course, she can't stick the knife in because it might harm her prospects of getting interviews for her magazine.
Whereas I don't give a fuck about any of them, troughing cunts.
PS - Almost human, I should have said. After all, it's a lawyer.
Posted by Hacked Off at 09:58