Saturday, 14 March 2009

Shock Horror! Alien Invader Has Human Girl Friend!

In the light of this shocking news, we can only hope that the species gap is too wide for breeding to take place, or who knows what monsters might be conceived?

Reports that the alien is too ashamed of his liaison to declare it in the proper way have upset Mrs Dale, but of course, she can't stick the knife in because it might harm her prospects of getting interviews for her magazine.

Whereas I don't give a fuck about any of them, troughing cunts.

The Penguin

PS - Almost human, I should have said. After all, it's a lawyer.


Van Helsing said...

OK. so she's giving it for a contract and he's going hetero for a percentage.
Standard government procedures. Nothing to see here, move along please.
Wouldn't it be nice if the opposition parties campaigned at the next election,for show trials for this shower. A few executions, pour encourage les autres. Sell tickets to pay of the national debt etc.
Unfortunately it wont happen, as they are planning the same troughing and wouldn't want to set a precedent.

Anonymous said...

Apologies for being off topic, but following Luton I think this needs to be in the public domian. I don't think the MSM will cover it.

Oldrightie said...

Purely a business arrangement. This ET like midget bats for the other side. Why else would he be a Cabinet Minister.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Ed ' 'The Significunt' Miliband kept the identity of his girlfriend a secretssshhhh! from the media.
But The Daily Telegraph can disclose the woman is Justine Thornton...

Fuck me, they can't even keep their own dirty little secrets, why would we expect them to keep ours safe ? Hoons the lot of 'em.

Anonymous said...

Further to my post at 11.44 I would like to make people aware of this additional information.

aproposofwhat said...

OK anonymous - the rest of us are equally pissed off at the Bedfordshire Police appeasement of Islamists.

I also note the Levantine nature of the GMP officer concerned, and of the equally Levantine bent of Mr Franzen who alerted the Labour fascists to the meeting.

But if you think that the British people want to swap a deluded monocular Scottish prick for an equally deluded pseudo-Welsh prick, or that we wish to discriminate based on colour rather than culture, then you're wrong.

And what's with the anonymous posting?