Monday, 23 March 2009
Hoon Of The Day
This fuckwit not only arranged an illicit tryst in his House Of Commons Office, he took incriminating photographs of the encounter, which he then managed to lose possession of. Confronted by a Sunday Newspaper, he denied the story was true. Then he 'fessed up, but claimed he barely remembered the evening.
Now, if I was the lady in the photographs I'd be kind of peeved at being so forgettable, and I'd be googling for Max The Cunt Clifford's phone number.
If I was the wife of 30 years I'd be horrified that cheating on me was so ordinary as to be un-memorable.
If I was his best man Gordon McBroon, I'd need another Nokia.
If I was a voter in his constituency I'd be horrified that such a fucking cretin was supposed to represent my interests.
All in all, hilarious.
Posted by Hacked Off at 13:04