Tuesday, 24 March 2009

Wee Dougie Infuriates Africans

"I have to do something to try and justify my existence."

Little Douglas Alexander at the Department for Investing in Dictators has infuriated the influencial Despots Of Africa organisation.

DOA spokescunt R. Mugabe said that the £526,990 spent on a two-day event discussing the impact of the global economic downturn on the developing world was a complete disgrace.

"That money should just have been handed over to us directly. It is waste like this that shows up the Western Capitalist Powers for Evil Imperial Crusaders who are crushing the poor African Dictators underfoot."

The Penguin


subrosa said...

Doesn't Doogie look uncomfortable behind a podium? Surely they sent him to the same expensive trainer as Miliband for these essential presentation skills.

The Penguin said...

No, he has no banana!

Oldrightie said...

Doesn't Doogie look uncomfortable behind a podium?

Come on, he's stood on a 10 foot box!

Faux Cu said...

Fuckem both, fuckem all

especially any son or daughter of the Manse.