Monday, 9 March 2009

Oh No, The Prophesy Is Upon Us!!


And Lo! in the days of the third generation of the tribulations that befell the people did the prophet Rastus declare that there would be a terrible revenge taken.

Rastus declared that the abominations that troubled the world would grow and make rank all that had once been wholesome.

Corruption and deceit would abound, and there would be great lamentation.

But when the time for the great revenge was nigh, signs would appear that the people should recognise.

And the signs would be thus:

A White Stag would appear in the North.

The Devil would be abroad as a one eyed lunatic preying on the gullible.

A Pink Whale would cause much fuss. (No, not Jade Goody!)

And a black slave would be made King of The World.

The Penguin

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dont get the last one. Do you have a link ?

Anonymous said...

Penguin=Cunt

Anonymous said...

"a black slave would be made King of The World."

Penguin, you fucking ingrate cunt.

Key bored warrior. said...

The white stag is supposed to be a Roe Deer: The white roebuck was first spotted on December 29 by Dave Bartle while he was stalking on the estate at Kirkconnel in Dumfries and Galloway.
If you look at the picture in The Telegraph, it looks like someone took a sheep and shaved it's face, they are not keen on facial hair in Kirkonnel.
Seriously that looks as much like a fucking deer as Gordon Brown looks like an honest man. For deer read "giant hoax."

The Penguin said...

Anonytwat @ 19.08, "ingrate"?

Should I be grateful that a dodgy black charmer from the most corrupt political machine in corrupt American politics has talked his way into the White House?

Take off your blinkers, you imbecile.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

It would appeare that you have a rival Mr. P.

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/
2009/03/developing-dolphins-
attempt-to-expand.html

Flippers at dawn is it ?