Saturday, 14 March 2009

Hoon Of The Day


Mrs David Mills. Imagine waking up next to her. Italian prison would start looking pretty good...

Horrid Cunt.

The Penguin

8 comments:

it's either banned or compulsory said...

I thought she'd fucked right off, expect that David wished it were so.
Nothing like a bit of loyalty from the old biddy when things get stickey eh Dave ?

wv doxiant = toxic doxy deviant; just about sums the old trout up.

Goodnight Vienna said...

We all have 'unfortunate angles' but in Tessa's case it's pretty universal.

She publically disavowed her husband to further her own career or perhaps she married him to further her own career. Either way, she's a Hoon.

Cato said...

Was just thinking...if you engaged her in a 69, then you'd have cheek by jowell..

OK, I'll get my coat!!

nostalgic said...

Cato

A fate worse than desth

Oldrightie said...

I bet her old man is running a Polish employment agency on behalf of The Italian Mafia. Sole rights to The Olympic Programme.

Tory Poppins said...

I'd do errrrr . . . . (round the head with a baseball bat!) ;-)

aproposofwhat said...

Chicken neck, liver spots - she hasn't even got the mitigating factor of tits you'd like to spunk on like 5 bellies Smith.

Rather you than me, though I guess if Berlusconi offered me a few hundred grand I would...

Key bored warrior. said...

A wicked slur on "vile cunts."