There's a report in the Daily Fear&Fury of an article in some crass magazine about a family in Blackburn who are pulling in over £22,000 a year in benefits who claim they are too fat to work.
One of the huge lardarses even had the nerve to afflict the proles who watch such things by appearing on some talent show called the X Factor. FFS!!! She was wearing a small marquee tastefully made by her father in the style of a "wedding dress".
They get extra benefits because of diseases such as asthma and diabetes brought on by being obese. Because they spend all day everyday watching television they don't have time to diet, and such things as fresh fruit or vegetables are "too expensive" and "taste funny", so they stuff 3,000 calories each per day of biscuits, bacon butties, pies and chips.
I have to presume that they are so fat that Mr. Chawner can no longer actually manage copulation, or surely they would have managed to breed a few more blobs of fat so as to up the benefit take?
UPDATE: My better half just bet me a bottle of wine that they'll soon be "Reality TV Stars" or even have their own cable channel, FatCuntsRUs.tv where sad freak-show fans can gawp at them 24/7
She could well win!