Sunday, 8 March 2009

British Crimes For British Criminals!

Following the revelation that crimes committed by foreigners had doubled in the last five years. Gordon Brown promised to take action to ensure that British Criminals were not excluded from the lucrative British Crime Market.
"It is the right thing to do for hard working British Criminals. They too are facing difficult times due to an unprecedented Global Financial Credit Crunch which started in America. I am working every moment of every day to do the right thing and to get on with the job rather than do nothing which is what Disraeli did. Or rather didn't. Because he didn't have a moral compass."

The Penguin

1 comment:

Oldrightie said...

When this noble son of the manse piece of work looks in the mirror is he doing a handstand as an arse stares back?