"Wanker's Cramp, do you get it?"
Subscriptions to "Asian Babes", "Reader's Wives", and "Fiesta" (not the motoring magazine).
Large Tub KY Jelly
Basque, Size XXL, Red Silk
Two pairs leather trousers, 36" waist, 38" inside leg, male, purple.
One box latex gloves, size large.
Full Adult Membership of Blockbusters, Redditch.
Deluxe Blow-Up Doll, three orifice model complete with multi-vibrating effect and real hair(s).
Electric Air Pump.
Large Tube of Deep Heat.
Pallet of Mansize Kleenex 3-ply Tissues.
Internet subscriptions to "Milf Hunter" and "Captain Stabbin" adult websites.
Large bottle of "Vanish" carpet stain remover and upholstery cleaner.
The Penguin
10 comments:
Internet subscriptions to "Milf Hunter" and "Captain Stabbin" adult websites.
*starts googling*
(wv: shlinco -- the sound of taxpayer money going into a politician's wallet)
""Asian Babes", "Reader's Wives", "
Memo to self, buy shares in Northern & Shell pronto.
Christ, I hope the Deep Heat isn't for his todger....that could hurt.
Cato - No, for his wrist and forearm!
ieboc - I suspect any endorsement by the Redditch Wanker is likely to have a deleterious effect...
Funny?
I nearly fucked your sister Penguin.
But she looked like you - fuck ugly.
Jesus - you really are a cunt.
It's Mastur-gate.
Would you not prefer a good JAR than a shag at Jacqui Smith. Her arse is so fat she needs the bed to herself any way. What he needs is a wee asylum seeker to keep house for him whilst she is enjoying her flat screen telly and scoffing kebabs, round at her sisters. Poor sod.
The saddest claim from the £250k pa household is surely 88p for a plug.
Bath plug, not butt plug!
"Cuse" - if you can't be amusing or are unable to add something worthwhile, then please don't bother.
We won't miss you.
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