Saturday, 28 March 2009
Do you feel sorry for poor deluded Gordon McBroonstain, Saviour Of The World, The Great Leader (Unelected) and Serial Bottler? I don't!
He's had quite a week on his "Save The Saviour!" world tour.
He's only just on the plane to Strasbourg when Mervyn King pulls the "fiscal stimulus" rug out from under his feet.
He makes a cringeworthy cock-sucking speech to a mostly empty European Parliament, and is then immolated by Dan Hannan and Nigel Farage. The mainstream media ignoring this is totally ineffective as it goes the Youtube route to international acclaim.
The Czech Prime Minister say that Gordon's plan is shit.
His attempts to tell American bankers that they lost sight of honesty and integrity went down like a cup of cold sick.
The Brazilian President told him to expect fireworks at the G20 and that the financial problems were down to white westerners.
The President of Chile rubbed his nose in it by explaining that Chile could afford to save it's economy because they have put money aside in the good times, rather than spunk it away on stupid social engineering projects.
Alistair Darling admits things are even worse than previously stated and again says that government shares in the blame for this.
The Queen has meetings in private with the Governor of the Bank of England and with the Chief of the Defence Staff.
I suspect there'll be a large dry-cleaning bill for Number 10 when Gay Gordon gets back from his travels.
Posted by Hacked Off at 10:14