Desperate Housewife
Mr. Jacqui Smith, house husband and letter writer paid £40,000 a year of taxpayers' money has been caught claiming adult channel subscription as part of the expenses of running the Home Economics Secretary's second home.
No wonder the trough-pigs didn't want receipts published!
I wonder if this will lead to The Fat Lodger spending more time at her main residence, otherwise known as her sister's spare bedroom?
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P S - The amount of shameless troughing really is staggering.
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Wankgate as a working title for this one?
I am so going to have fun with this.
The man's a tosser.
Fiddler on the Hoof
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Mind you, when you look closely at Jacqui, you can see why a blue movie and a hand shandy may have more appeal.
I wonder if these films included any S&M or forced violence that this bunch of tossers have said we cannot watch, lest we end up on the sex offenders register.
We should be told WHICH films were watched.
next, labour MPs will be forcing individual taxpayers chosen at random to wank them off and those selected will have to pay £5 for the privilege.
Metaphorically they do and it costs a few trillion more than a fiver!
According to the BBC Jackboots gave her husband a "real ear bashing". So that's on top of the bishop bashing one assumes occurred at the time?
Can you imangine the Profumo affair happening now? Keeler and Rice Davies would have their tiys oot for t'lads in Halo or whatever and the Right Hon Profumo would brazen it out till the next scandal came along a bit like busses, wait ages the 2 come along together.
He was watching the 'Miranda gobbles the Bogeyman and Mandy' films.
wv sessi(on)
I've just been watching Redtube.
I had a lovely Timney!
Pengy, one can now look forward to a 'Timney Of The Day'.
One wees oneself!
Where's that other wanker Cuse to justify taxpayer subsidised wanking?
http://www.heady.co.uk/b3ta/jacqui_smith_husband_porn.jpg
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