Monday 12 January 2009

Fucking Hell, Fame At Last



Your claims to have blogged before and enjoyed it are a little inflated, surely? The realm of the blog, unlike simply having an article published in a newspaper, is that it is interactive. To do it right you need to engage with those who comment, and to be willing to support your initial argument or statements when they are questioned. I look forward to this, but suspect there's more chance of photographing pigs flying in formation.
The Ranting Penguin @ 08:01 am, Mon 12th Jan 2009

You couldn't be more wrong "Mr. Ranting Penguin"? I am enjoying reading the comments and once I have attended the government's job summit this morning I will be responding to them, even from those people with rather odd names...
Peter Mandelson @ 08:13 am, Mon 12th Jan 2009


We're getting ready for Mr.Creedy!

I can hear the helicopters...

The Penguin

Update - Close to 7pm real time here. Perhaps Lord Peter's summit ran on a bit, after all there are 3,000 or so job losses reported today. Thank goodness there's no more Boom and Bust to worry about.

Further Update - Tuesday 13th - Turns out the helicopter was the usual plod version looking for Dwayne, who had absconded again from Her Majesty's Pontins. Waste of taxpayers' money as usual, they should just go round to his gran's and pick him up once he's finished the pizza. No news re Mandy.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not so funny now, eh funny man?

Hacked Off said...

We are being buried beneath the avalanche of your inadequacies, Mr. Creedy!

Leg-iron said...

I wasn't going to say anything but word ver is 'flump', which I can't resist.

You've been mentioned in the Grauniad! How will you ever remove that stain on your character? I recommend bleach and a wire brush.

He might answer yet. It's dark enough for him to come out now...

Hacked Off said...

I can live with the Grauniad, but being bracketed with Mandy is likely to blight the rest of my miserable existence. Perhaps a trip to Lourdes is called for?

Old Holborn said...

Urrghh

Lord Mandlebum of Marrakeshfreshboy has "tongued" you. Personally.

God, I hope he reads this, the slimey, odourous, arse felching, spunk gargling, skat loving, flanders poppy sucking old vicious queen.

North Northwester said...

Shame on you all: deriding Mister Mandelson as you do.

After all he's put up in life, all the setbacks and traumas, the reversals of fortune and the loss of office, and yet he so loves Britain and its people that he comes again and again because of those people.

Robert the Biker said...

Yeah Penguin, Mandelsnake likes you!
Be afraid, be very afraid. :)

North Northwester said...

Robert the Biker said...
Yeah Penguin, Mandelsnake likes you!
Be afraid, be very afraid. :)

But you can have him, Penguin. Any fucking day or night; take him to the cleaners. Weedy little pinko Kiwi reject. Ask him about his mortgage, Penguin, ask him about the Russian on the yacht. Go on, ask him.
He's looking at you,Penguin; looking down at you, and thinking things...

Go on,lad, get in there with a quip.

I'll hold your Blackberry...

Hacked Off said...

I'd love the opportunity to grill the greasy arrogant fraudster.

Doubt I'll get it, Mandy's part of the Elite of The Righteous, he's not even answerable to an electorate now.

Anonymous said...

Hey Penguin, MORE FAME... your reply from Mandy is in print in today's Times.

banned said...

North Northwester
"I'll hold your Blackberry..."
LOLZ

Hacked Off said...

Is it in the on line version, buggered if I'm giving that sleazy Aussie a bent cent?

North Northwester said...

it's either banned or compulsory said.. North Northwester
"I'll hold your Blackberry..."
LOLZ

Thank you, thank you.
I'm here till Friday.

..And if you thought THAT was funny, may I direct your attention over to Julia's Quote of the Month where she showcases that irritatingly witty, yet gratifyingly skint Helene we all know and love...

http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2009/01/quote-of-month.html

Anonymous said...

Print version.

Start going through the bins.

Hacked Off said...

Still no answers over at LabourLost.

Not surprised!

subrosa said...

Typo in your reply there I think Penguin. Surely the blog is called LabourLast?