Monday, 5 January 2009

Recession? No Worries, Just Gamble Says Gordon!

Faced with the most severe recession in living memory, ( made in America, nothing to do with lunactic policies pursued by the most ignorant and incompetent Chancellor we've ever suffered) the Great Saviour has come up with a Master Plan.

Stimulate gambling by increasing the prizes and stakes allowed!

"Gamblers will be able to bet more and win bigger prizes on slot machines in pubs, clubs and amusement arcades after successful lobbying of the Government by the gaming industry.

Prizes will double from £35 to £70 and the maximum stake will rise from 50p to £1, the second rise in two years, under the plan authorised by Andy Burnham, the Culture Secretary."

Hurrah for Gordon! And his little helper, Master Eyeliner.

The Penguin


Fidothedog said...

Brilliant stimulate the economy so that all the poor folk who have been laid off can win a fortune down at the Dog & Duck on the fruit machine.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Unbelievable how labour can add to the trials of its supposed suporters, might as well introduce happy hours to Alcohol Anonymous meetings.